ZetaZania Part 1
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ZetaZania Part 1: Vampire Pirates from Uranus
ZetaZania Part 1: Vampire Pirates from Uranus
ZetaZania® Part 1: Vampire Pirates from Uranus
An epic 2D Side-Scrolling Comedy Action-Adventure Game
World
Embark on an interstellar adventure to ZetaZania, a sprawling space station orbiting the innermost ring of Uranus, ruled by a sinister society of vampires. Meet a colorful cast of hilarious and unforgettable characters as you battle your way up the vampire hierarchy to confront a threat that could endanger all of humanity. Packed with rich lore and sharp British humour, this original story promises to thrill and captivate at every turn.
Art Direction
Step into a 2D pixellated world brought to life with vibrant layers of lighting that illuminate a truly alien landscape.
Retro-inspired visuals echo the classic games of the ’90s, evoking nostalgia while celebrating the simple, joyful fun of that era.
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3D retro-inspired pre-rendered cutscenes set the mood for each part of the game, showcasing the player and bosses in detailed. Rendered in a pixelated style that matches the game’s art direction.
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Encounter 50 unique enemies, each bursting with its own design, personality, and challenge.
Story
Long ago, an advanced society of vampires built the colossal space station ZetaZania on Uranus.
King Scrotumous Maximus established a totalitarian regime obsessed with beauty and sexiness. In this strict hierarchy, the most stunning vampires occupy the highest levels, while the lowest are forced to build spaceships, kidnap humans, and produce Life Elixir, the magical potion the elite drink to live forever.
You are Earth’s top-ranking officer in a mission to crush the vampires and end their reign of terror. These ruthless Vampire Pirates have been abducting humans to harvest their blood to create their Life Elixir, strengthened by their alliance with the Divine Sisters of the Mighty Moons, a powerful coven of witches from Uranus’s moons.
Your mission takes you through seven perilous locations in ZetaZania: the Transportation Factories, Scientific Laboratories, Department of Sexiness, Divine Sisters’ Stronghold, The Sacred Few, The Queen’s Palace, and finally, the King’s Lair. Each zone brings unique challenges and a monstrous boss standing in your way to victory.
Game Play
ZetaZania is a retro-style 2D platformer where you jump, shoot, and battle your way through 60 action-packed levels to take down 7 unique bosses aboard their sprawling space station.
With modernized retro controls, the game brings you back to a time when gameplay was simple, challenging, and endlessly fun. A custom control system ensures smooth, intuitive interaction, so the challenge is in the puzzles, not the gameplay.
Test your wits with optional visual puzzles scattered throughout the station. Solve them to encounter a mysterious enemy, make a special exchange, and unlock powerful upgrades.
Music
A lush, original electronic soundtrack by Jonny Towers, perfectly setting the mood for a vast and strange alien world.
Purchase
Available now on Steam
ZetaZania Part 1: Vampire Pirates from Uranus
​System Requirements:
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Minimum:
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Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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OS: Windows 10 or later
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Processor: Intel i3 or AMD Ryzen 3 (4 Core)
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Memory: 8 GB RAM
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Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics or AMD Radeon Integrated graphics (with OpenGL 3.3 or Higher Support)
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Storage: 3 GB available space
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Recommended:
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Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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OS: Windows 10 or later
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Processor: Intel Core i5 or AMD Ryzen 5 (6 Core)
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Memory: 8 GB RAM
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Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 (4GB) or AMD Radeon RX 560 (4GB)
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Storage: 3 GB available space
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'ZetaZania' is a registered trademark in the UK.
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